Theatre of Disillusion: being a burlesque show in X Acts.
Prologue.
Lights up. Stage empty but for the Master of Ceremonies, a tall, athletic man, very good-looking in a chiselled masculine way,
dressed immaculately in Edwardian fashion. Young, but old enough for stubble.
Could be a bit ethnic, but only a bit. Energetic and active: strides about and
accompanies his words with expansive gestures. Distinctive voice: histrionic,
but with a slightly tinny, grating, artificial note – as if heard through a
loudspeaker.
Master of Ceremonies: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, welcome,
welcome, welcome to the International
Theatre of Dreams and Illusions, the greatest magic-show on Earth! And those of
you who have witnesses our earlier performances this season will know that this
is no empty boast.
With us you have
been transported, without ever leaving your seats, to every part of the globe
and to all the extremes of human emotion! Not only have we made you, as that
no-good amateur Shakespeare said, ‘Suppose within the girdle
of these walls / Are now confined two mighty monarchies,’ but we have also made you believe that they
both look astonishingly like southern California! These and other marvels are
accomplished by our mastery of hypnosis. Any C-list hypnotist can send a
theatre of intelligent adults to sleep, but only we can send them into fits of
laughter or floods of tears! Not content with such trifles, we have altered the
past and the future! Through the miracle of modern science, we have turned
strings of numbers into human beings, and human beings into strings of numbers
in our formulae! In your minds we have elevated this theatre into a temple, and
reduced temples to so many theatres!
And tonight,
tonight, tonight we will demonstrate
and expose the greatest, most audacious illusion of them all! For you, who have
marvelled at our seemingly limitless power over your very minds, do not realise
that compared with you we are as nothing. You are the kings and queens before
whose hundreds of rather cramped thrones we poor jesters caper! You are the
stern Caesars whose raised or lowered thumbs decide the fate of we gladiators –
and where the primitive Romans fought with swords, we nightly bludgeon
each-other to death with Love, Adventure, Comedy, Tragedy. What! [Falls to
knees, head in hands.] Kings? Emperors?! What a tasteless and inferior bunch,
compared to you! Ladies and gentlemen [Springs smoothly back to feet], you are
the gods for whom we ministering
angels nightly create new worlds! And tonight, tonight, TONIGHT we will reveal how each of these worlds which we
construct, juggle for your amusement, and toss over our shoulders in fact owes
its origin to you!
Ladies and
gentlemen, will you please applaud… yourselves!
Curtain down.
I aim to go on to chart the creation of a Hollywood film in a sort of surreal allegorical music-hall fashion. My Big Idea is that at the end, the rather grotesque finished product is presented to the audience and they are, once again invited to give it their applause - begged, even, with great stress on how without their approval the whole edifice will crumble. The ending is left up to them.
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